texting kelly about my vitamix
and then I have a flashback to last year when every morning I would make a green smoothie and I would save half of it for her, and EVERY SINGLE TIME, she would ask me if I was sure. It made me laugh because I already poured the smoothie into two cups, so yes, I was sure. It just shows you how considerate she is. Sometimes I would start blending it up, knowing she would come out of her room, so she...
Tyra why you not let black girls have other...
queerhairyvag: Tyra: white girls! Im gonna give you some HOT PINK and SHORT SILVER HAIR and LONG PURPLE BRAIDS and FAUXHAWKS with some STRIPES and a dash of SPIKY HAIR Tyra; Black girls! Im gonna give you some BROWN WEAVE with some BROWN WEAVE and some more BROWN WEAVE and maybe a bit of SHAVED HEAD but lets keep it real BROWN WEAVE
I just realized where the term "qwerty" comes...
Anonymous asked: forgive me for being so bold but your smile brightens up my day :)
Bring me your creepiest anon. If I'm too horrified...
on-and-on-and-on: skatoon-network: wordsforklightning: ranga-sauce: welp I can’t see this going horribly wrong nope not at all WORDS NEVER SCARE ME BRING IT ON I wonder if anyone will actually do this.
I have the sex appeal of a decomposing goat.
ourholyghosts asked: isanyonedown
I can’t believe
Anonymous asked: why are you so attractive
customconcern: it’s better to post your own nudes before someone posts them for you.
Straight edge is just a stupid way of saying...
sxeworldwide: comicsensems: Or rather, “I’m afraid if I live a healthy lifestyle my friends will think I look like an idiot. So I’ll make it look ‘kewl.’” Heck yes, dude. If straight edge wasn’t cool, we’d totally be shit faced right now. Duh.
when life throws you curve balls, posi jump.
closedhandsopenarms: I barely see it lately, but all that “if you didn’t blah then you weren’t a 90s kid” stuff always bugged me. I was born in 1990 and barely consider myself a 90s kid. Aside from what was on tv, most kids (3-10) back then do the same stuff as kids do now. Kids shouldn’t even be so big on TV, anyway. Plus, to hate on kids now because of the technology they have that wasn’t...
songs that make me want to text my ex.
no way! I did coconut water and meat from a young coconut, ice, cacao nibs, mint, cacao powder, a bit of vanilla and agave and a little bit of coconut butter which is definitely not necessary. OH and a frozen banana. CARLY! move to CA and I’ll feed you ;) I still have stuff to send you :(
haha no!!! Should I?
monochromaticblack asked: Lookin like a grown Urkel, but he spoke the truth. Preached about our home and he talked our roots. By any means necessary stick it to the man. Strength and perseverance was the basis of his plan. Demonized and shaded it's amazing how they've played him. Legendary till forever man he's never outdated. True revolutionary, inspiring all. For something you should stand or for nothing...